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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Animals (2026)
There's a decent Friday-night thriller buried somewhere inside Animals, but Ben Affleck's latest film spends too much time arguing in expensive rooms to ever really find it.
28 minutes ago3 min read


The Uprising (2026)
There aren’t many people you’d follow into the muck and filth of 1381 England, but Greengrass is one of them.
23 hours ago4 min read


Forgotten Island (2026)
Forgotten Island gives us something that shows us the importance of memory, friendship and nostalgia, but its unrelenting madness often makes it hard to distinguish what hits and what misses.
Oct 223 min read


Squawk (2026)
A five-minute comedy that finds something uncomfortably familiar in the absurd.
Oct 162 min read




Pressure (2026)
A solid, engrossing war film with a sensational central performance from Andrew Scott.
Sep 293 min read


The White Lady of St. John's Road (2026)
A short, unsettling descent into the unknown.
Sep 172 min read


In the Grey (2026)
Guy Ritchie's latest is as slick as you'd expect, but it's frenetic to the point of irritation.
Sep 164 min read


Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
This isn’t the masterpiece that many have claimed, but it is undoubtedly original—and perhaps that’s the point.
Sep 13 min read


Coyote Vs Acme (2026)
Coyote vs. Acme feels like a breath of fresh air: a well-written, thoroughly enjoyable throwback to the Looney Tunes of old.
Aug 282 min read


Tony (2026)
Tony works best as a coming-of-age hangout movie, even if the Anthony Bourdain story lurking underneath it deserves something considerably deeper.
Aug 263 min read


The Devil's Mouth (2026)
There’s not a huge amount to see here, but this is still a well put together, surprisingly well-acted, and perfectly serviceable sharksploitation flick.
Aug 113 min read
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