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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Fault (2026)
Despite its sporting backdrop, Misha Calvert's thought-provoking drama is at its strongest when it's focusing on the off court horrors.
1 day ago2 min read


Violet and Marlowe Rob a Bank (2026)
Set in a world where a tyrannical President Rabbit has monopolised the global carrot supply, Wang's film tells the tale of a husband-and-wife rabbit duo who fight back against the establishment.
3 days ago2 min read


Selah (2026)
Lara Everly's powerful short pulls the rug from under you with unexpected force.
4 days ago2 min read


I'm Not Home (2026)
Elena Parasco's gorgeous new short is set across a single afternoon in Queens as we get up close and personal with two young men, Tilo and Rune, who have shared a decade-long ritual of collecting and listening to answering machine tapes from vintage stores across New York City.
5 days ago2 min read


The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026)
This is a film whose surface sparkles with nostalgia and invites you to spend time admiring its style while hoping you forget the lack of substance.
May 154 min read


Fuze (2026)
David Mackenzie is back on form after 2025's disappointing Relay with this no holds barred London set thriller.
May 83 min read


The Sheep Detectives (2026)
Hugh Jackman has been mercilessly promoting this new cosy crime caper leading up to its release, or perhaps it just feels like that because he's featured on an advert for the film during every trip to the cinema in the last month.
May 43 min read


Michael (2026)
The Michael Jackson biopic makes no mention whatsoever of anything that happened after 1988, and is as bland as anything.
May 13 min read


Rose of Nevada (2026)
Rose of Nevada is a master at work, a craftsman so attuned with his tools that you stop watching the film and start inhabiting it. And I'm not convinced that it's even his best film.
Apr 304 min read


Dead Man's Wire (2026)
Gus Van Sant returns to our screen with this true crime thriller starring Bill Skarsgård as Tony Kiritsis, an Indianapolis businessman who, in 1977 kidnapped a mortgage broker named Richard Hall, and tied his neck to a 'dead man's wire.'
Apr 232 min read


The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
Money talks, so a Mario sequel was inevitable. Which means we'll probably get a third.
Apr 223 min read


La Gracia (2026)
Paolo Sorrentino and Toni Servillo reunite for La Grazia, a funny, melancholy and gorgeous film about grief, regret and power in Rome.
Apr 144 min read
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