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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Dead Man's Wire (2026)
Gus Van Sant returns to our screen with this true crime thriller starring Bill Skarsgård as Tony Kiritsis, an Indianapolis businessman who, in 1977 kidnapped a mortgage broker named Richard Hall, and tied his neck to a 'dead man's wire.'
10 hours ago2 min read


The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
Money talks, so a Mario sequel was inevitable. Which means we'll probably get a third.
2 days ago3 min read


La Gracia (2026)
Paolo Sorrentino and Toni Servillo reunite for La Grazia, a funny, melancholy and gorgeous film about grief, regret and power in Rome.
Apr 144 min read


Saipan (2026)
For those with no interest in football, Saipan might be a tricky sell. But filmmakers Glenn Layburn and Lisa and Barros D'Sa prove you don't need to have such curiosity in the sport itself to find Saipan both fascinating and often compelling.
Apr 134 min read


The Drama (2026)
The Drama, starring Robert Pattinson and Zendaya, continues Kristopher Borgli's trend of biting satire albeit with a very relatable twist.
Apr 83 min read


Project Hail Mary (2026)
Andy Weir's novels are seemingly ripe for adaptation, and Phil Lord and Chris Miller's adaptation of Project Hail Mary is a blast.
Mar 294 min read


Sirāt (2026)
Sirāt is a blast on the senses, and needs to be seen on the biggest screen possible.
Mar 223 min read


The Voice of Hind Rajab (2026)
There's a lot been made of Kaouther Ben Hania's new film, which proved a huge talking point at the Venice Film Festival when it premiered there last year. It tells the horrific ordeal of the titular six year old girl, who was killed by the Israel Defence Forces in Gaza back in 2024.
Mar 142 min read


Hoppers (2026)
It feels like a long time now since we had a truly brilliant Pixar film. Can Hoppers change that?
Mar 104 min read


Crime 101 (2026)
Crime 101, directed by Bart Layton, is adapted from a story in Winslow's 2020 novella, Broken. It's a Michael Mann film in all but name.
Feb 273 min read


The Secret Agent (2026)
Kleber Mendonca Filho's new feature pretty much defies categorisation- it's an astonishing piece of work.
Feb 264 min read


No Other Choice (2026)
Park Chan-wook brings his usual mayhem to his latest feature, the tale of an unemployed paper worker, You Man-su (Lee Byung hun) who hatches a plan to murder his way back into the job market by killing off the competition.
Feb 43 min read
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