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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Nouvelle Vague (2026)
Richard Linklater's recreates the making of Jean-Luc Godard's influential 1960 debut À Bout de Souffle in this gorgeous homage to New Wave.
22 minutes ago5 min read


The Rip (2026)
A straight to Netflix thriller starring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck has its positives and negatives.
Jan 242 min read


28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
Nia DaCosta takes on the task of trying to inject some life into the 28 Days Later franchise. Or death perhaps.
Jan 224 min read


Hamnet (2026)
Chloe Zhao's adaptation of Maggie O'Farrell's novel has simply bowled over critics and audiences alike.
Jan 213 min read


If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2026)
Mary Bronstein's If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is one of the most excruciating cinematic experiences I've ever had.
Jan 73 min read


Marty Supreme (2025)
If you've seen the posters for Marty Supreme, you'll no doubt have seen a huge number of four and five star reviews plastered all over it.
Jan 64 min read


Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
A third instalment stretches Cameron's world to breaking point, but somehow remains enjoyable.
Dec 31, 20254 min read


The SpongeBob Movie: The Search for SquarePants (2025)
There's another SpongeBob film out. And it's still mental.
Dec 30, 20252 min read


Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
Rian Johnson returns to the Knives Out franchise, with impressive results.
Dec 26, 20252 min read


Islands (2025)
Jan-Ole Gerster's intriguing neo-noir thriller didn't get much of a wide release in the UK, which is a shame, because there's plenty to like about it.
Dec 26, 20252 min read


Blue Moon (2025)
Richard Linklater's latest film is one of his finest.
Dec 15, 20253 min read


KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
The Netflix sensation- that's actually rather good.
Dec 12, 20252 min read
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