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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
The Invite (2026)
The Invite might be an uncomfortable dinner party farce, yet ends as something surprisingly heartfelt, thanks to four actors working at the top of their game.
2 hours ago3 min read
The Odyssey (2026)
The Odyssey falls short of greatness, but its ambition dwarfs almost everything modern blockbuster cinema has to offer right now.
1 day ago6 min read
Minions & Monsters (2026)
A gloriously unexpected love letter to Old Hollywood, Minions & Monsters proves there is still life left in the little yellow icons.
Jul 163 min read
The After (2023)
David Oyelowo anchors an assured debut that captures the lonely reality of life after tragedy.
Jul 153 min read
Toy Story 5 (2026)
Toy Story 5's final third evokes everything you loved about Toy Story. The frustrating part is having to sit through the first hour to get there. There were many legitimate questions asked when Toy Story 4 (2019) was announced. After the arguably perfect ending to a perfect trilogy with Toy Story 3 (2010), there was surely no other reason for another addition to the franchise other than monetary, of course. Toy Story 4 was fine, to a point, but it didn’t add a huge amount t
Jul 64 min read
Disclosure Day (2026)
A familiar Spielberg return that feels more like repetition than revelation.
Jun 264 min read
Backrooms (2026)
Kane Parsons has adapted his YouTube series for the big screen resulting in a truly unsettling experience.
Jun 173 min read
Obsession (2026)
Curry Barker's hugely impressive and deeply disturbing horror flick turns its simple premise into something far more sinister.
Jun 153 min read
Imprint (2026)
Ran Jing’s near-future body horror drama fuses parental ambition and unsettling technological control into a brilliantly chilling affair.
Jun 92 min read
Fault (2026)
Despite its sporting backdrop, Misha Calvert's thought-provoking drama is at its strongest when it's focusing on the off court horrors.
Jun 32 min read
Violet and Marlowe Rob a Bank (2026)
Set in a world where a tyrannical President Rabbit has monopolised the global carrot supply, Wang's film tells the tale of a husband-and-wife rabbit duo who fight back against the establishment.
Jun 22 min read
Selah (2026)
Lara Everly's powerful short pulls the rug from under you with unexpected force.
Jun 12 min read
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